Friday Letters.

Dear Jennifer Nicole Hansen,

Happy Birthday!!!

Get drunk.

Dear Australia,

I Really really don't understand how people live here..

IT'S BLOODY HOT OUTSIDE!!

Dear Brother,

You're leaving so sooooooonn..

 

Dear will.i.am & Britney Spears,

No. Make real music PU-Lease.

 

Dear Dr. Dre,

You're the "Highest Paid Musician" congrats!

 

Dear Carley Rose,

Simon Cowell is right.. you're an alien.

 

Dear Babs in room 33,

I don't appreciate making your bed and then all of a sudden

a gecko pops outta no where onto your bed.